
Some of you may have wondered, "Hey, what does the media staff really do during the week??" Really, none of you have probably wondered this, but I pose the question anyway in assumption that all of you consume your lives with wondering about me. It just makes for better writing, and for better sleep at night. So, without further ado, I bring to you some very knowledgeable conversations and quotes from your lovable and furry media staff:
Thomas: What is taking this car in front of us so long to go?!?
TJ: You know, I have this vision, or fantasy if you will, that my car has a giant hammer on top of it. Whenever someone won't move or they are moving too slow, you can activate the hammer and it knocks them off the road.
Thomas: Yeah, but you would have to knock them over to the right, if you knocked them left, it would be into oncoming traffic and that's a whole other mess.
TJ: Yeah, I was planning on knocking them to the right, that way its off the road and out of my mind, but I guess they could plummet into a ravine...
Jon: What about ramming them out of the way? Well, that could cause a lot of damage to your car, so I guess you would need some kind of force field around your car to protect it.
TJ: I could just use the Force Push like a Jedi.
Thomas: A Jedi wouldn't Force Push an innocent person, that's why you are not a Jedi.
TJ: I'm a Sith Lord. I guess that means I could just shoot lightening at them from my hands...cool...
Thomas: Why do the Sith always get the cool features? A Jedi can't shoot lightening!
TJ: Because George Lucas is a pacifist.
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Jon: How does the ATM read the check when you deposit it?
Thomas: There is a midget inside that pulls it through and scans it in
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Thomas: When is this rain going to stop? My car is so nasty, I need to wash it!
TJ: Well, at least you don't have pollen all over it.
Thomas: I did the other day, it was covered.
TJ: Well, I guess your car will give birth to baby cars...baby cars that are half car, half...bee. Hey! You can have a flying car now!
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Jon: AX48393BE sublet 493&%foe23X2 with a 18-inch 29005%3900X speaker sub woofer plugged into ABC CBS FOX
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As you can see, we work extremely hard throughout the week to bring you the best service experience possible on Sunday. We appreciate all the volunteers do, and now, maybe you will respect all that the staff do too.
Til Next Time!
PTTO
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